Here it is, the gold medal of beards. The most important, most impressive, most famous, and all-round greatest beard of all time:
#1 ZZ TOP
Yes, there are in fact two beards in ZZ Top. However, from a recognition standpoint, Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill are an inseparable unit. Together, they are the face of big beards in the modern world. I once read that if there were such a thing as "Mount Beardmore", ZZ Top would have all 4 places. Any wearer of a long full beard can tell you from the comments and comparisons they receive on a daily basis that, to the public, no big beard is above ZZ Top.
And there you have it. My list of the Top 10 Beards of All Time. I'll put together a complete recap for those of you who like to see everything together in one tidy place. Thanks for following along!